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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4049
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whatmarielsaid : fml's make me happy in my pants. :D

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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46998) - you deserved it (8767)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

#626
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21033) - you deserved it (5906)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28621) - you deserved it (14184)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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