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by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Rosey / 07/23/2014 at 4:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by swiggityswooty / 07/23/2014 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
by and the truth comes out / 07/22/2014 at 4:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by notpayedenoughforthisshit / 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
by I Feel Horrible / 07/20/2014 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by justthinkofyourhand / 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm / Spain (Catalonia) / Intimacy
Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 12:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Kids
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…