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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
by confidence taken / 08/23/2014 at 2:26am / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by haileelouxxx / 08/22/2014 at 8:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by lolatmylife / 08/22/2014 at 2:02am / United States / Love
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
by up to no-good... / 08/22/2014 at 12:09am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by flyakite / 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
by sonofaneuroticwench / 08/20/2014 at 4:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by ithinkicanmakeit / 08/20/2014 at 1:01pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by lentmarz / 08/19/2014 at 7:37pm / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
by humdrummitydrum / 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm / United States / Health
Today, on Facebook, all these parents posted photos of their child's last first day of high school, saying they were so proud as they left for senior year. It was my first day of senior year today, but my parents just gave me a high-five for not doing drugs. FML
by morgie96 / 08/19/2014 at 12:11am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by sorrynotsorry / 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2014 at 8:23pm / United Kingdom / Love
by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was… Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and… Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while…