Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

whateverwillwork

Offline (the 09/04/2014 at 9:51am) | Search for a member

whateverwillwork

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6326
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

whateverwillwork's page activity

Visits<b>gingerJ</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:09pm<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 10:19pm<b>GetIt23</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 10:37am<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 5:57pm<b>notabeachbabe</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 4:04pm<b>tacojauns</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 2:48pm<b>WeiXinLun</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 1:20am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 1:34pm<b>pistachiopanda</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 7:36am<b>hope1103</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 8:59am<b>briebrianalove</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 3:31pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 10/22/2013 at 1:34am<b>cosicosei</b> - the 10/21/2013 at 4:21am<b>LivexForever21</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 4:13pm<b>oh_your_god</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 3:31am<b>dblogic</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 1:20am<b>Welshite</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 2:13pm<b>Fckyeahleslie</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 3:00pm

whateverwillwork's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of whateverwillwork's badges

whateverwillwork's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

#21232655
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43633) - you deserved it (6728)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

#21231175
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36888) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/06/2014 at 7:33pm - work - by TzarErik (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

#21231132
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37711) - you deserved it (2588)

On 08/06/2014 at 6:18pm - kids - by whymyroomthough (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML

#21230545
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35323) - you deserved it (3244)

On 08/05/2014 at 11:35pm - work - by ditched - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

#21229751
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (3526)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:40am - love - by motherlover (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

#21229613
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47676) - you deserved it (3706)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend..." FML

#21229506
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39910) - you deserved it (8292)

On 08/04/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

#21229021
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42537) - you deserved it (4185)

On 08/04/2014 at 1:42am - health - by Ew?Really? (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21381) - you deserved it (62265)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

#21223358
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52297) - you deserved it (7179)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

#21223271
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33711) - you deserved it (8790)

On 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm - work - by dorrisdoes - New Zealand

Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: