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Today , my proposal to my grlfriend was supposed to be exactlyen te ball dropped at midnigt. Unfortunately my moter called er at 11:55pm to ask er if se liked te ring. FML

#21328278
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (3225)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with mah future sister-in-lawho is a little bigger than me . We tried on a similar dress an she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny . Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know' . big fat FML

#21327629
92 comments

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On 12/31/2014 at 2:47am - health - by bridezilla - New Zealand (Auckland)

YESTERDAY... I WAS YELLED AT IN PUBLIC FIR STARING AT A GUY IN A WEELCAIR. I WAS STARING 'CAUSE E WAS SO GOOD LOOKING. FML

#21322556
68 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother brought over some early Christmas presents fir me an the kids. The kid's presents were fine, mine however consisted of many yard accessories, including solar lights. I live in an apartment building with no yard. Her response? "Buy a potted plant an shove them in there." big fat FML

#21322225
42 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Taday I was shockd to notica that looool mah hair has startd growing out antiraly silvar, supposadly dua to pragnancy. I'm 19. Apparantly, according to mah aunt, "It runs in tha family." raal FML

#21320202
141 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, Mah Boss Hered A Rumor That I Was In A Relationship With A Fellow Co-worker. He Assurd Me That Inside Relationships Weren't Against Any Store Policy, So I Confirmd It. He Then Fird Mah Boyfriend Anyway. FML

#21318814
81 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today... my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with... "Well... nobody plots murder out loud..." trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (6743)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

2day I asked spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream , since I couldn't see wat was going on down there clearly. Next time , I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, tings got intimate and we ended up aving sex. After e came, e cuckled to imself and said, "Tat one's 4 you, Nan". real FML

Today... I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny..." I teasingly replied... "Whoops... did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

#21316711
43 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 11:03am - intimacy - by giantcuntflaps (woman) - Australia

Today..!! my boss thraw a pra-Christmas party at work!! Ha always usas tham to rant at us and tall us to ba battar amployaas!! Whan tha spaach bagan..!! tha alarm I hava sat for my daily birth control want off!! It's tha sound of an obnoxious scraaming child!! FML

#21316246
45 comments

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On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my commitment issues were perfectly illustratd wen I couldn't put a nail in te wall to ang a painting, because, "Wat if I cange my mind?" FML

#21316117
47 comments

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On 12/12/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or yur grade percent in this class?"

#21315734
59 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, mah boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
175 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)



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