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About what_ever2007 : Tell me what you would like to see me post about myself.
Interests: Meeting people/making friends/socializing, metaphysics, religion/spirituality, growth as a person, music, martial arts, art, World of Warcraft, YoVille, social networking, traveling, swimming, naturalism
Questions? Feel free to ask!
P.S. I'm 23, but there was NO WAY I was going to put my birth date on here!
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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 6 December 2013