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what_ever2007
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About what_ever2007 : Tell me what you would like to see me post about myself.

Interests: Meeting people/making friends/socializing, metaphysics, religion/spirituality, growth as a person, music, martial arts, art, World of Warcraft, YoVille, social networking, traveling, swimming, naturalism

Questions? Feel free to ask!

P.S. I'm 23, but there was NO WAY I was going to put my birth date on here!

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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (451662) - you deserved it (32008)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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992 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58841) - you deserved it (643090)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (419900)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
43 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)



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