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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
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I agree, your life sucks (7127) - you deserved it (26534)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
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I agree, your life sucks (27843) - you deserved it (15844)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
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On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

#754
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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
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On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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