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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 42775
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wh0regasm : My name is Tim. I'm just your average boy. I'm 19. I play guitar in a band. Wanna talk?

aim: a mess we made x
email: thetragedyscene@yahoo.com
myspace: http://www.myspace.com/14597122
facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Yang/660857165


I play music. If you live in Southern California, come check us out sometime. We play metalcore. I've heard we're alright :]

http://www.myspace.com/undefinedexistence

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wh0regasm's favorite FMLs

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140483) - you deserved it (10025)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

#2827492
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66820) - you deserved it (3783)

On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30084) - you deserved it (74835)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

#1961267
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41019) - you deserved it (12421)

On 05/15/2009 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139018) - you deserved it (14125)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

#1690188
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99083) - you deserved it (22748)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

#1475433
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69503) - you deserved it (9168)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

#1466459
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18612) - you deserved it (89487)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

#1415955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22989) - you deserved it (101283)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91328) - you deserved it (21985)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)



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