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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 5
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About wewillnotgrowold : 'I want to, I want to be someone else or I'll explode.
Floating upon this surface for the birds, the birds,
the birds.

You want me? Fucking well come and find me.
I'll be waiting,
with a gun and a pack of sandwiches
and nothing.'

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