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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About weveallbeenthere : Yes I make a lot of comments. some are funny, some are stupid.

I wish there was a sarcasm font.

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weveallbeenthere's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28786) - you deserved it (3450)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (8399)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)



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