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wethejackie
  • Town/Country : NJ, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 58
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wethejackie : My name is Jakki and I love We The Kings, All Time Low, and Pierce The Veil. Travis tweeted me back 3/27/13.

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Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73897) - you deserved it (6748)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the drummer of my band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America. FML

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23537) - you deserved it (2270)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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