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westboundcali
  • Town/Country : Houston, Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About westboundcali : I troll people in real life

I'm a people-person

I love the outdoors.

I'm from that California

I love cars

I want a 2006 Ford Mustang GT

Still in high school. Class of 2013!!!

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Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8117) - you deserved it (32824) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by lolo - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25635) - you deserved it (1369)

On 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27420) - you deserved it (6842)

On 02/21/2013 at 3:46am - intimacy - by pornhastaughtmenothing - United States (Washington)



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