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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 December 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1621
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wes870 : I'm a pretty normal fun guy, love the outdoors and adrenaline. Want to know anything else just message me, I'm always happy to talk to new people.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:49pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:11pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:15am<b>Ley135</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:26pm<b>KcMeyer90</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:05pm<b>demi94</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:37am<b>elohnah</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:55am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:31pm<b>MrChefsLady</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:48am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Static331k</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:49am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:26am<b>kenodupe</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:53am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:56pm<b>Kristyanne</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:58am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:37am<b>gymnastnini</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:04am<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:14am

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:11am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:15am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:31am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:55pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 6:26am<b>Kiernan151</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:58pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:56pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:26pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:37pm<b>swim4life41401</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 4:03am<b>Ley135</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 10:49pm<b>Rainb0wdash9</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:36am<b>triSARAtopsRAWR</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 11:34pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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wes870's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

#20963971
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28801) - you deserved it (69379)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

#20963219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47701) - you deserved it (2765)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

#20961988
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47411) - you deserved it (18902)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

#20943458
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53961) - you deserved it (5562)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom



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