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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 December 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wes870 : I have a crude since of humor, either love it or hate it. I'm a pretty normal fun guy, love the outdoors and adrenaline. Want to know anything else just message me, I'm always happy to talk to new people

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wes870's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43907) - you deserved it (2490)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

#20961988
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42708) - you deserved it (17410)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50154) - you deserved it (5226)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom



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