About wes870 : I'm a pretty normal fun guy, love the outdoors and adrenaline. Want to know anything else just message me, I'm always happy to talk to new people.
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wes870's favorite FMLs
Today, is my high school graduation. Last night I read online that you can use apple cider vinegar to help with head dandruff, so I tried it out. Now, no matter how much product or perfume I use, I still smell like a giant walking fart. My graduation is in a couple of hours. FML
by cass / 05/10/2016 at 2:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 7:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by thanks4support / 05/14/2014 at 9:12am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by MymB612 / 12/24/2013 at 1:50am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2013 at 9:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
by paranoid neighborhood / 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
by LadyLola / 11/25/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2013 at 8:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lauren_crewd / 11/23/2013 at 6:56pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by meesmees / 11/23/2013 at 5:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML
by Thors_Hammer9999 / 11/23/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by InsertPopcicle / 11/22/2013 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
by spooked / 11/22/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
- Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we… Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the… Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell…