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wes870

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 December 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1631
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wes870 : I'm a pretty normal fun guy, love the outdoors and adrenaline. Want to know anything else just message me, I'm always happy to talk to new people.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:49pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:11pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:15am<b>Ley135</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:26pm<b>KcMeyer90</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:05pm<b>demi94</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:37am<b>elohnah</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:55am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:31pm<b>MrChefsLady</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:48am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Static331k</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:49am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:26am<b>kenodupe</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:53am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:56pm<b>Kristyanne</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:58am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:37am<b>gymnastnini</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:04am<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:14am

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:11am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:15am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:31am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:55pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 6:26am<b>Kiernan151</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:58pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:56pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:26pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:37pm<b>swim4life41401</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 4:03am<b>Ley135</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 10:49pm<b>Rainb0wdash9</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:36am<b>triSARAtopsRAWR</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 11:34pm

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wes870's favorite FMLs

Today, 9 years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late 20s. FML

#21517297
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19311) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/20/2016 at 7:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

#21171266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46700) - you deserved it (5569)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd missed a few periods, gained weight, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. FML

#21139495
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49106) - you deserved it (11277)

On 05/14/2014 at 9:12am - health - by thanks4support - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML

#20979207
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28238) - you deserved it (40588)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43401) - you deserved it (44934)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

#20972428
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42700) - you deserved it (4086)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by paranoid neighborhood - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML

#20969751
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60153) - you deserved it (6336)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

#20968315
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40626) - you deserved it (7844)

On 11/23/2013 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents grounded me for being "addicted" to drugs because I've been taking pain meds every four hours. I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and my face is badly swollen. FML

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

#20966555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42493) - you deserved it (12391)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

#20966535
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (3658)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

#20965341
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48729) - you deserved it (4041)

On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)



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