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Today... I was giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I lookd down... and he had piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44246) - you deserved it (6596)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my virginity . In the middle of it, he just gave up looool and said he wasn't in the mood anymore . Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships 4 over an hour . FML

#21291250
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40850) - you deserved it (4614)

On 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by EliseV (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY WILE MY USBAND AND I WERE AVING SEX, MY CAT DECIDD TO JOIN IN ON OUR MOANS BY CRYING AT TE DOOR TE ENTRE TIME. HE STOPPD AS SOON AS WE FINISD. FML

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, ( What's that? ) fat FML

#21271608
152 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me looool to buy her the morning after pill, saying ( It's for mah acne. ) FML

#21270394
112 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm - health - by Disappointed -

Today , I overhered my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns u into like , half-chick , half-dude." He was serious. How am I relatd to this moron? FML

#21270200
63 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

Today , I accidentally ripped out mah boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
128 comments

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On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , In The Middle Of Mah Boyfriend Finally Giving Me An Orgasm , I Had An Anxiety Attack,hich Causd Him To Have An Attack Of His Own . I Guess There Is Such A Thing As Having Too Much In Common With Yur Partner . FML

#21146226
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On 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, at mah job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got calld into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. real FML

#21145062
193 comments

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today, I accidentally said te wrong name during sex. Tat name just appened to be "Sara", wic is bot my ex-grlfriend's name an my wife's sister's name. Wen se asked me wic one I meant, I panicked an said, "Bot." FML

#21140956
117 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today , mah boyfriend saw mah boobs for the first time. His reaction was , ( Well that's... disappointing ). FML

#21139580
229 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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