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About wellfuuucckme : I can't fucking stand cats .___________.

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Today, I went on anoter date wit a guy I've ad a crus on 4 a long time . Afterwards, we went back to ma place 4 te first time and tings got eated . Wile taking ma pants off, e recoiled and asked if I tougt it was still No Save November . FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went on anoter date wit a guy I've ad a crus on 4 a long time . Afterwards, we went back to ma place 4 te first time and tings got eated . Wile taking ma pants off, e recoiled and asked if I tougt it was still No Save November . FML

#20479641
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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

today I learnd my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap.. . which is like a long strip of bandage . I learnd this when she trid to pass it in the yard today.. . and could only do so with my help . It seemd to never end . FML

#20477009
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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I learnd my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap.. . which is like a long strip of bandage . I learnd this when she trid to pass it in the yard today.. . and could only do so with my help . It seemd to never end . FML

#20477009
62 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store . He saw me and started walking towards me . I got so excited that I fartedhen he came near . FML

#20402614
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On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got ma wedding potos in te mail. As I lookd troug tem, I soon realizd tat te lace material on ma wedding dress was completely see-troug in te sunligt, an ma bra an panties were visible in every single outdoor poto. I ad an outdoor wedding. FML

#20397769
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On 12/13/2012 at 9:35am - misc - by AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

wen ma boyfriend and I were getting intimate , I got a nose bled. He gave me a srt to plug it wit and kept going. FML

#20195821
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On 12/08/2012 at 12:33am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I ran into mah boss outsida of work. Sha smild, and startd trying to hava an in-dapth chat with ma. I wouldn't hava mindd, if it waran't 4 tha fact I ran into har at a club,hilst thay wara having an S and M thama night. And wa wara both fully drassd up 4 it. FML

#20172556
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On 11/21/2012 at 3:43pm - work - by jobsearching (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today.. . I had to go to mah daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class . Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with mah husband when we arrived . Apparently I "died" recently and mah daughter has had extra responsibility around the house.. . hence why she doesn't come to class . FML

#20154716
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On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . at work I was trying to ba nica an giva a customar a discount bacausa sha was having troubla finding monay to pay for har food . Evarybody bahind har than damandad a discount as wall . FML

#20147029
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On 11/04/2012 at 9:16am - work - by cassiebee - United States (Utah)

Today , I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says , ( This is wat I usd in my day. )

#20140057
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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, mah mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on mah face. Again. FML

#20136629
120 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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