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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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wellfme's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57331) - you deserved it (6792)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68875) - you deserved it (3660)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States



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