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welderchick87
  • Town/Country : Ellwood City, PA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1124
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About welderchick87 : Not sure what to really put on here...but I know eventually I'll probably get asked this: Are you really a welder????????? Yes, I'm really a welder, and yes, that really is a picture of me. Yeah, yeah, I know I don't look like a welder, but that doesn't mean I can't do the job.

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Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29534) - you deserved it (6108)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41020) - you deserved it (3818)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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