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  • Town/Country : Guangzhou, Guangdong
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (2279)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (8029) - you deserved it (15949)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

#8946577 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (1444)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm - work - by pat (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML

#8942410 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (20106) - you deserved it (2233)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Poland (Katowice)

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Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

#8894345 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (1984)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (21397) - you deserved it (3188)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

#8890644 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (7889) - you deserved it (11812)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (14305) - you deserved it (24625)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)



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