About weepingangel : Hi!
You've obviously clicked my profile because I probably have said a witty comment OR have made a fool of myself and wrote a weird comment. But honestly, you guys are the weird ones to me. Don't take what I say seriously, I have ADHD. :D enjoy your stalking. I'm not writing a paragraph about myself, sorry.
Wait... I kinda did. Curses. :(
No, I do not consider myself a depressed angel, stupid. My username is a reference to Doctor Who. I didn't think Raxacoricofallapatorian would be a good username.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States
Today, I received a fine for leaving my car at the airport. Each day it's been there, they added an additional $50. My car was stolen two weeks ago. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 2:24pm - misc - by Hunterisawesome - Reserved
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by j3r3zana16 (woman) - Canada
Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)
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