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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About weepingangel : Hi!

You've obviously clicked my profile because I probably have said a witty comment OR have made a fool of myself and wrote a weird comment. But honestly, you guys are the weird ones to me. Don't take what I say seriously, I have ADHD. :D enjoy your stalking. I'm not writing a paragraph about myself, sorry.

Wait... I kinda did. Curses. :(

No, I do not consider myself a depressed angel, stupid. My username is a reference to Doctor Who. I didn't think Raxacoricofallapatorian would be a good username.

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weepingangel's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

#19687901
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11025) - you deserved it (31028)

On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

#18314926
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (2977)

On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, I received a fine for leaving my car at the airport. Each day it's been there, they added an additional $50. My car was stolen two weeks ago. FML

#18281505
87 comments

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

#18119060
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6730) - you deserved it (45069)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by j3r3zana16 (woman) - Canada

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

#18110150
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23440) - you deserved it (8169)

On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

#18110150
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23440) - you deserved it (8169)

On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38420) - you deserved it (2809)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (3348)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73506) - you deserved it (4482)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49068) - you deserved it (3486)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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