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  • Town/Country : Austin
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58455) - you deserved it (40991)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whatdoyoudo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23481) - you deserved it (67267)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)



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