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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML
by svet / 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, I was hanging out with a friend and her boyfriend, when he decided to start a conversation… Today, my mom got a jukebox. She hasn't stopped playing the music on a high volume for the past two… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by…