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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1968
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About webbface : Haha I have no idea why FML flipped my profile pic!

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Visits<b>TeraBaap</b> - yesterday at 2:09pm<b>Terminato</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:07pm<b>ebroks</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:50am<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:11am<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 12:50am<b>tyler530</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 6:09pm<b>vaas90</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 3:20am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:20pm<b>SecundusSecunda</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 1:09pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 10:59am<b>EwahWeeWah</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 4:42pm<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 12:39am<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:39pm<b>ApollosMyth</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 2:30am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 12:41am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 1:11am<b>GuyOrange</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 10:10pm

Fucked!<b>Codezlol</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 3:20am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:37am<b>SaniK</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 2:24am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:09pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:43am<b>freezingmylife</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 9:49pm

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webbface's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

by Angelofkarma / 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

by warp_routine / 03/31/2009 at 10:17am / United States (Vermont) / Health

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

by eaa145 / 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work