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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47176) - you deserved it (4777)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)



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