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waytoogerman
  • Town/Country : [Hidden], United States
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Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39420) - you deserved it (5017)

On 03/14/2014 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disney Land toilet. FML

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105 comments

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On 02/24/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML

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90 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 10:11am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

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185 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

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81 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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115 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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164 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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