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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 34573
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About waxstigmata : i like to laugh at other people, just like everyone else on this site :P

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Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML

#1962553
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43165) - you deserved it (2777)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
187 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

#1727113
194 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
229 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

#1693218
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71264) - you deserved it (4631)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

#1558068
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64148) - you deserved it (4704)

On 05/02/2009 at 1:05pm - health - by sicktomystomach (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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