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by lonely / 10/24/2011 at 10:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 6:07am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML
by charlotte9338 / 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Mrs. Terrified / 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
by kengu / 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Animals
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 7:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lynnie / 10/23/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 1:30am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML
by me / 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
by pretty_coin / 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2011 at 2:10am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/22/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…