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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (17 years)
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Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22335) - you deserved it (3052)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (24404) - you deserved it (5349)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603 (335)

I agree, your life sucks (59151) - you deserved it (4357)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13393) - you deserved it (64141)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (2477)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)



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