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watermelon1

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watermelon1

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1634
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : I'm Asian, happily taken by chapman006, and yes, that is my drawing. Do you need to know anything else?

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Visits<b>Online_i</b> - 2 hours ago<b>flyingmind</b> - 4 hours ago<b>chapman006</b> - yesterday at 1:29pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 7:20pm<b>loganswann</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:53pm<b>Fritz_Rfunny1</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:35am<b>JasonV13</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:41pm<b>BrownLyons</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:58am<b>ImamSajid25</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:47pm<b>DefNotDroNE</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:57pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:50am<b>spencer353</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:40am<b>zman92</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:27am<b>Cozy_Blanket</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 6:51am<b>TheBigRichard</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:35pm<b>UberNeupster</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:52pm<b>p94</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:33pm

Fucked!<b>flyingmind</b> - yesterday at 5:05pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:54am<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:24am<b>AshToast23</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:00am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:57pm<b>esemexicano</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:59pm<b>cowboyroy45</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:58pm<b>hunter9141</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:17am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:26pm<b>teslabitch</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:06am<b>BrockDavis98</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:22am<b>SOULFFEJ</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:52am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:48pm<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:45pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:00pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:29am

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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