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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
watermelon1's favorite FMLs
- Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said… Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting… Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me…