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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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- Today I had to pick up my son from soccer practice. I saw my son from my car, so I said "Get in the… Today I got a message from a girl I've been dating; I've dated a few women the last couple of years… Today, I went to check out the aftermath of my Saturday. My Elantra had a blowout, I informed the…