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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : I am 99.9% Asian by blood but a citizen of America and Canada. I have lived in both countries before, and I was born in China. English is my first and only language, though I know a bit of Mandarin from school. I hate when people use phrases such as "OMG, I can't even" or "hashtag ______" while having a conversation. I love psychology, history, reading, writing, singing, and drawing while listening to music. My favorite TV shows include Doctor Who, The Big Bang Theory, and Sherlock. I am on the shy side, so I don't approach people often but feel free to message me. Otherwise, 再见。

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