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watermelon1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1698
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : This website has given me many laughs and the love of my life. Through this site I met someone whom I now love and cherish. I may be crazy, but now I have someone to be crazy with, and I couldn't be happier. I love you, Dan.

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Visits<b>chapman006</b> - 3 hours ago<b>VahrunePrefect</b> - 23 hours ago<b>relaxeazy</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:43am<b>nnavarro1231</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:38am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:28am<b>gimill517</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:28am<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:27am<b>cowboyroy45</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 11:26pm<b>bradoiler</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 4:23pm<b>shewenttojareds</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:33am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:26pm<b>theoneandonlybro</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:44pm<b>softpaws</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:09am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:46am<b>WallyQ</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:00am

Fucked!<b>imkool136</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:32am<b>damnitstrue</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:48am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:05pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:54am<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:24am<b>AshToast23</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:00am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:57pm<b>esemexicano</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:59pm<b>cowboyroy45</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:58pm<b>hunter9141</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:17am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:26pm<b>teslabitch</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:06am<b>BrockDavis98</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:22am<b>SOULFFEJ</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:52am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:48pm<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:45pm

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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