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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About watermelon15 : OMG I JUST DONATED MY HAIR! Ok, so, my bio:

I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me

I guess you could say I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to be a doctor when I'm older.

I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.

I'm in love. My name is Melanie btw. I am a minimalist. I am an optimist.

More things I love: swimming, meditation, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.

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Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36188) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28813) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32078) - you deserved it (4046)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28771) - you deserved it (3450)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (8044)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30173) - you deserved it (5597)

On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/04/2014 at 1:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34959) - you deserved it (4729)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML


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On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36362) - you deserved it (7417)

On 08/28/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40970) - you deserved it (4583)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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