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About watermelon15 : Woah why does everyone have 300 fucks all of a sudden? I was only gone for a few months
I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me
I guess you could say I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to be a doctor when I'm older.
I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.
I'm in love. My name is Melanie btw. I am a minimalist. I am an optimist.
More things I love: swimming, meditation, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.
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Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Friday 29 May 2015