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About watermelon15 : I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me
I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to be a nurse when I'm older. If you are a nurse, please message me and share about your expiriences!
I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.
I'm in love. My name is Melanie. I have a magestic white cat. I am a minimalist. I am optimistic. I am celiac. I speak French. I love the horror, mystery and comedy genres. I am positive and think that everyone should try their best to be kind to everyone. The world would be so much better if that was the case.
More things I love: swimming, meditation, rice, skiing, water polo, anime, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter watched The Lion King for the first time. Now, whenever I ask her to do something, she replies "Hakuna Matata" and doesn't even get up. I think she took "no worries" to mean "don't give a shit about anything". FML
Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
Friday 12 February 2016