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watermelon15

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  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2490
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About watermelon15 : I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me

I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to be a nurse when I'm older. If you are a nurse, please message me and share about your expiriences!

I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.

I'm in love. My name is Melanie. I have a magestic white cat. I am a minimalist. I am optimistic. I am celiac. I speak French. I love the horror, mystery and comedy genres. I am positive and think that everyone should try their best to be kind to everyone. The world would be so much better if that was the case.

More things I love: swimming, meditation, rice, skiing, water polo, anime, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.

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watermelon15's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21478) - you deserved it (6174)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

#21506706
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (2021)

On 12/22/2015 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter watched The Lion King for the first time. Now, whenever I ask her to do something, she replies "Hakuna Matata" and doesn't even get up. I think she took "no worries" to mean "don't give a shit about anything". FML

#21500134
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23357) - you deserved it (2636)

On 12/04/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML

#21498518
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20454) - you deserved it (2558)

On 11/30/2015 at 11:07am - animals - by ModernCindy - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

#21493038
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (4814)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML

#21489166
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20933) - you deserved it (3781)

On 11/06/2015 at 9:27am - work - by dirtytoes (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29282) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26289) - you deserved it (1867)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

#21457897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (3504)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:54am - intimacy - by lonelygal69 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

#21457219
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22461) - you deserved it (1810)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm - misc - by hbt51 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML

#21454744
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23745) - you deserved it (1870)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:56am - misc - by ssjfml - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

#21453691
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29749) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/08/2015 at 11:53pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML

#21453135
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22388) - you deserved it (3151)

On 08/07/2015 at 12:36pm - health - by blow me (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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