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watermelon15

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watermelon15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1253
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About watermelon15 : Woah why does everyone have 300 fucks all of a sudden? I was only gone for a few months


I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me


I guess you could say I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to be a doctor when I'm older.

I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.

I'm in love. My name is Melanie btw. I am a minimalist. I am an optimist.

More things I love: swimming, meditation, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.

watermelon15's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - yesterday at 7:14am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Gunny20</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:21pm<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:29am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:38pm<b>Vanlendauman</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:10pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:34am<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:47pm<b>iPixiee</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:35pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:15pm<b>latinablanca</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:05pm<b>mwali02</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:40pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:00pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:20am<b>esemexicano</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:30am<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:50am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 1:45am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:21pm

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watermelon15's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29213) - you deserved it (3041)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

#21390617
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2022)

On 04/09/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by gross - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36296) - you deserved it (3463)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30010) - you deserved it (5208)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28862) - you deserved it (1987)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (4048)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28806) - you deserved it (3452)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

#21299443
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29724) - you deserved it (8051)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44193) - you deserved it (3862)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

#21292082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30244) - you deserved it (5602)

On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML

#21291715
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30866) - you deserved it (3287)

On 11/04/2014 at 1:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35028) - you deserved it (4732)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (11300)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35924) - you deserved it (2670)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)



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