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About watermelon15 : I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me
I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to work in health care when I'm older.
I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.
I'm in love. My name is Melanie btw. I am a minimalist. I am an optimist.
More things I love: swimming, meditation, anime, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.
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Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML
Friday 28 August 2015