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  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1701
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About watermelon15 : I love life! I'm a happy person. 😊 Still waiting for something fml worthy to happen to me

I'm a health fanatic. Health related things are my passion. I love eating healthy and staying fit. I want to work in health care when I'm older.

I love school. Yes, I'm one of those people. But I excel at it. I got a 99 on my pre-cal exam! Not to mention I've met so many amazing friends through school.

I'm in love. My name is Melanie btw. I have a magestic white cat. I am a minimalist. I am optimistic.
More things I love: swimming, meditation, anime, nature, animals, art and the sims 2.

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watermelon15's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28207) - you deserved it (2856)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25658) - you deserved it (1820)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25814) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:54am - intimacy - by lonelygal69 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (1774)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm - misc - by hbt51 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23360) - you deserved it (1846)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:56am - misc - by ssjfml - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 11:53pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML


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On 08/07/2015 at 12:36pm - health - by blow me (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26765) - you deserved it (14250)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML


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On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML


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On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (1809)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (1757)

On 07/14/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by ow my kidneys (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML


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On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML


Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28005) - you deserved it (7417)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

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