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watchme's favorite FMLs

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was cycling with mah uncle an became increasingly frustrated as we got further an further from our intended destination . It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost mah uncle an was following a complete stranger . FML

#20066014
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9515) - you deserved it (21969)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I found out what it feels lyk to have a cotton swab shoved up mah cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (8445)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that if a guy you'va baan dating starts acting waird, thara's probably a raason why. Lika, parhaps, a wifa and two kids. FML

#20050674
145 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 8:02am - love - by yonanon - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally confronted mah boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me looool . He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

2day mah swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment 4 his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly . They're 8-11 year olds who r still lerening to swim . I feel like mah arms and legs r filled with lead . FML

#20041381
196 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I had to give mah boyfriend an enema!! FML

#20038693
168 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States

my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman... and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school 4 the past three years. FML

#20037883
68 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

yesterday I had to slowly explain to mah best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's!! FML

#20035907
69 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

TODAY , AFTER MONTHS OF JOB SERECHING , I FINALLY GOT A CALL ABOUT ONE OF MAH APPLICATIONS . I WASN'T ABLE TO ANSWER IT , BUT HE LEFT A VOICEMAIL . I'VE LISTEND TO IT OVER AND OVER , AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONTACT INFORMATION . HE CALLD FROM A RESTRICTD NUMBER . REAL FML

#20033836
122 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wonderinghy it wouldn't come free. FML

#20028546
103 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't lyk chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah dog was run over. The man who ran over mah dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly trid to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". real FML

#20026086
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25977) - you deserved it (1732)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:26am - animals - by byegeorge (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)



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