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watchme's favorite FMLs
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2012 at 6:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 11:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by yonanon / 08/31/2012 at 8:02am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
by TBTC / 08/31/2012 at 3:16am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML
by blue / 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by coop7291 / 08/24/2012 at 1:21am / United States / Health
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm / Ireland (Mayo) / Kids
by baffled / 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/18/2012 at 5:48pm / Japan / Miscellaneous
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by lonelygirl / 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm / United States (Utah) / Animals
by byegeorge / 08/17/2012 at 7:26am / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…