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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
Today, I was cycling with mah uncle an became increasingly frustrated as we got further an further from our intended destination . It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost mah uncle an was following a complete stranger . FML
Today, I was out apartment unting wit ma boyfriend. We visited a marvelou place tat ticked all te boxes on our requirement cecklist, but ma boyfriend was unentused. Tere was just one small detail tat I adn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombie attack.
2day mah swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment 4 his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly . They're 8-11 year olds who r still lerening to swim . I feel like mah arms and legs r filled with lead . FML
my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman... and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school 4 the past three years. FML
TODAY , AFTER MONTHS OF JOB SERECHING , I FINALLY GOT A CALL ABOUT ONE OF MAH APPLICATIONS . I WASN'T ABLE TO ANSWER IT , BUT HE LEFT A VOICEMAIL . I'VE LISTEND TO IT OVER AND OVER , AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONTACT INFORMATION . HE CALLD FROM A RESTRICTD NUMBER . REAL FML
Friday 27 March 2015