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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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watchme's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41425) - you deserved it (6025)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35497) - you deserved it (10082)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27445) - you deserved it (3880)

On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (14802)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37456) - you deserved it (8948)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (2866)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
17 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (6936)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36777) - you deserved it (2013)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43710) - you deserved it (9434)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
36 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
86 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
37 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
66 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -



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