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Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

#6154
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9132) - you deserved it (35134)

On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41660) - you deserved it (2925)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15868) - you deserved it (26663)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477
57 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
71 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
26 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33880) - you deserved it (3100)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51954) - you deserved it (7224)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my coworker told me that the framed picture our boss put on her desk last week was not, as I originally thought, a picture of her father, but a picture of Rupert Murdoch. FML

#999
8 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 11:03am - work - by newscorp employee - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6820) - you deserved it (28004)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30339) - you deserved it (10890)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version



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