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watchme's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

#70124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (54177)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56735) - you deserved it (4756)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

#45051
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28916) - you deserved it (8791)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45796) - you deserved it (4108)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

#37714
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33623) - you deserved it (2503)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28213) - you deserved it (35824)

On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML

#29771
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (4601)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by language barriers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6260) - you deserved it (48426)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37525) - you deserved it (2924)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37525) - you deserved it (2924)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

#18079
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37355) - you deserved it (4050)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28162) - you deserved it (3462)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (4498)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (4683)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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