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Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
by thetheatreguy / 02/26/2009 at 9:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Noname / 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
by Rich / 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
by ripdivine / 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by SIK of everything / 02/22/2009 at 9:37am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
by taperjeangirl / 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by acincollege / 02/21/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
by clueless2 / 02/20/2009 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by littelace / 02/19/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
by baddormgirl / 02/19/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by swtkiss1 / 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by w_t_f / 02/18/2009 at 4:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
by loueb17 / 02/15/2009 at 12:57am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
by Yudansha / 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…