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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1994 (20 years)
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About watALoZeR : I go to UCONN, I like almost any kind of music except for country (mostly a mix of alternative and hip hop/rap) I play soccer and like to swim. Any other questions feel free to private message me!

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