About wassuploves : Puerto Rican living in Florida. Love to film, and run. Basically those two things take up all my free time. not together of course... being as clumsy as I am I'd probably fall on my face and break the camera....
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wassuploves's favorite FMLs
Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU / 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
by FML / 12/08/2013 at 1:00pm / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
by peacechick71 / 09/22/2013 at 7:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by snarly1 / 01/03/2012 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
by DuChaillu / 01/27/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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