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warsun

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1 (2014 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1542
  • Number of comments : 330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About warsun : I was there when JESUS was born.
I'm just a person who goes about and say shit
Like DAFUQ is this shit? DAFUQ is that crap
Anyway wtf are you doing visiting my profile? You got better shit in life ya know

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warsun's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (2117)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29562) - you deserved it (3686)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

#21419654
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (4588)

On 06/02/2015 at 11:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

#21417917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32483) - you deserved it (2831)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32230) - you deserved it (2969)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32603) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

#21400331
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (9006)

On 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by rookiemistake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

#21391230
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (3089)

On 04/10/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Crazy cat lady - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

#21322801
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37484) - you deserved it (2949)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52800) - you deserved it (4925)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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