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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1 (2014 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1484
  • Number of comments : 329
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About warsun : I was there when JESUS was born.
I'm just a person who goes about and say shit
Like DAFUQ is this shit? DAFUQ is that crap
Anyway wtf are you doing visiting my profile? You got better shit in life ya know

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warsun's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (2922)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32294) - you deserved it (7060)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

#21400331
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (8990)

On 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by rookiemistake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (2895)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

#21391230
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27192) - you deserved it (3085)

On 04/10/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Crazy cat lady - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

#21322801
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37416) - you deserved it (2942)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52761) - you deserved it (4922)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

#21128082
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (35036)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

#21111156
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36217) - you deserved it (8490)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63529) - you deserved it (5849)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

#21085559
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39300) - you deserved it (5926)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)



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