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Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55667) - you deserved it (7125)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

#21137065
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51735) - you deserved it (7185)

On 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

#21130812
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47233) - you deserved it (5624)

On 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm - love - by Wowthanks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

#21124319
171 comments

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On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

#21103666
199 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm - love - by wiona (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34213) - you deserved it (8078)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

#15377390
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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208 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)



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