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warlockplayer19
  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 October 1997 (15 years)
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Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10051) - you deserved it (29163)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (2776)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked passed my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (2233)

On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)



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