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warlockplayer19
  • Town/Country : Kansas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (29894)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34709) - you deserved it (3601)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31990) - you deserved it (2858)

On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)



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