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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 830
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wantmeasandwich : I said I want me a sandwich. Now get it.

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wantmeasandwich's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

#21304109
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8666) - you deserved it (802)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

#21303913
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10418) - you deserved it (788)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm - kids - by uterurist (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

#21303819
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17313) - you deserved it (1988)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19193) - you deserved it (2123)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24610) - you deserved it (2890)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

#21302674
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (2355)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

#21302617
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24091) - you deserved it (5359)

On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

#21302056
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26798) - you deserved it (6507)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm - love - by oops (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

#21301827
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (3279)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:27am - intimacy - by jigglypluff (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML

#21301256
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (2945)

On 11/18/2014 at 5:41am - love - by jessiejaybee (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29605) - you deserved it (2301)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML

#21300935
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24347) - you deserved it (6346)

On 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm - misc - by phonebaby - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26452) - you deserved it (3045)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

#21300331
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30272) - you deserved it (3267)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States



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