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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 906
  • Number of comments : 201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wanted_2_want : 'If Life Gives you Lemons...' Sell them for PROFIT and then get the salt and tequila!!

Although sometimes is rather difficult, I try to find a funny side even out of bad situations.

BTW. That's my cat in a very sinister pose, in case you were wondering. Salud!!q

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Fucked!<b>Galeforcetacos</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 1:01pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:07am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 3:41am<b>moonchic</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:20pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:48am<b>arabian22</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:32am<b>MidnightRain3</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 7:03am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:36pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:48am<b>ChristinePi</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 9:17pm<b>jazzyjazz04</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:48am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:25pm<b>captain_mal</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:05am<b>besosforme</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:42pm<b>Chanti</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 9:33am<b>majesticous</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:54pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:18am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:44pm

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wanted_2_want's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

#21452034
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12345) - you deserved it (20119)

On 08/05/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by just wanted nice nails - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27168) - you deserved it (3441)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29042) - you deserved it (4804)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (2757)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (2814)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24668) - you deserved it (3768)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (4576)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24642) - you deserved it (4278)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32221) - you deserved it (9635)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32168) - you deserved it (3572)

On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (8045)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28725) - you deserved it (3248)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

#21379106
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (425) - you deserved it (3020)

On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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