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  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wanted_2_want : I love this site!!
Reminds me that I'm not the only one going through shitty things in life and laughing has been, literally a better medicine.

BTW. That's my cat in a very sinister pose, in case you were wondering.

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wanted_2_want's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17746) - you deserved it (34318)

On 11/08/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by jlong9071 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32958) - you deserved it (6283)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48741) - you deserved it (3461)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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