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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wanted_2_want : I have to laugh, even in my really bad situations. Otherwise I think I'll finally blow.

This app has helped me realize that I'm not the only one going through crappy things.

BTW. That's my cat in a very low light pic, in case you were wondering.

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Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML


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