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Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
by noyodel / 07/04/2009 at 12:04am / Italy / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 9:32am / Singapore / Kids
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
by lagirl / 06/09/2009 at 1:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
by sodaxpopxhiccups / 04/03/2009 at 5:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by insearch4i / 01/22/2009 at 10:14am / United States (Arizona) / Geek
by isthisajoke / 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think…