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About waldo899 : I love homestuck. My deviantart is waldo899. I also like doctor who. I am a dalek troll human hybrid. Exterminate exterminate

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Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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398 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
241 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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120 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
156 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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191 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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56 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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296 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

#17280926
65 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

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126 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -



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