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wakefly1
  • Town/Country : Iowa, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wakefly1 : I like anime, manga, stuff like that. And dr who that's good to

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Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27289) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (240765) - you deserved it (36568)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States



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