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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13786
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wake_junkie : I'm accident prone. I'm pretty much a walking disaster waiting to happen. It provides lots of memories though. I'm also pretty damn sarcastic.
AIM- xxsxysnboarderxx

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Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11558) - you deserved it (110416)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

#1051780
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67055) - you deserved it (15735)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59744) - you deserved it (8916)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83797) - you deserved it (18466)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by SmileEveryday (woman) - United States (California)



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