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Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43927) - you deserved it (8324)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)



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