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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 March 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3365
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About waitwhatsgoingon : I lIVE IN ALABAMA AM DOWN "TO TAKL"SYDROM I EST FOOD AND DIFEST IT LIKE A NORAL PERSON
PEASe
BUE BYE
MY HUSBAND DIED 3 YEARS AGO AM STILL DO SAD AM WINDOWED
I LIKE BEYONCE A LOT SHES SO GOOD AR DANCING AND SINGER
I PAIRSE THE LORD FOR MY LIFE CUZ SOMW ARNT LICKY AS ME

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On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

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152 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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67 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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193 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML



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