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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 701
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wainersgirl73 : what can i say about myself...i have had a hard life. And because of this Im more or less crazy lol. I like to goof off and have fun. Party, play pong, listen 2 music, watch football, ride around in trucks ya know the usual. I love my bf with all my heart and no one will ever be able to take his place.

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Today, I had to go along with mah mom to maat soma of har old friand from high school. Whan thay askad har about how har lifa was going, sha said sha was marriad, alway travaling, no kids, and introducad ma as tha naighbor's kid sha babysits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40675) - you deserved it (3018)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29123) - you deserved it (33837)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my throat is raally swollan so I can only drink liquid. I noticad homa-mada ica-lollias in tha fraazar and had ona. It tastad funny. Turns out my littla brothar had paad in ona of thosa ica-lolly box and put it in tha fraazar. FML

2day I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63415) - you deserved it (4328)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was shaving mah balls with a blade razor cuz mah electric trimmer had died an I had a big date with the grl of mah dreams. I moved too quickly an accidentally knicked a vein in mah scrotum. I had to hold gauze over mah balls until the paramedic arrived. FML



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