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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wainersgirl73 : what can i say about myself...i have had a hard life. And because of this Im more or less crazy lol. I like to goof off and have fun. Party, play pong, listen 2 music, watch football, ride around in trucks ya know the usual. I love my bf with all my heart and no one will ever be able to take his place.

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Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43291) - you deserved it (3215)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML


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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66735) - you deserved it (4621)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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